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Baflin
Shouldn't I get a special title by now??
Age: 23
Joined: 31 Aug 2006
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What you are about to read is a true story and based on actual events. No animals were harmed in the making of this tale
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Baflin shouts "are duck eggs eatable?"
pwnjabber says out of character "25 inq LFG"
Joshin shouts "Duck eggs??? What for?"
Baflin shouts "I found a nest in my yard. they were laid very recently. I cracked one open and it was still yoke."
Sneebly says out of character "ur always lfg pwnjab."
pwnjabber says out of character"I'm a healer for cryin out loud!"
Baflin shouts "Do people eat duck eggs?"
Joshin shouts "Never heard of such a thing."
Sneebly says out of character "Then why don't you say hlr lfg you idiot....<blah blah spam spam>...."
pwnjabber says out of character"Hey. I'm not an idiot, you SOB....<blah blah pam spam>....."
Baflin shouts "but would you eat a duck egg though? thats the question."
Joshin shouts "Ive been asked to eat some horrible things in my time, and that is by far is the worst!"
Baflin says "Hoppers, eat this duck egg."
Hoppers says "ewwh why?"
Baflin says 'Eat the fookin duck egg hoppers!"
Hoppers says "I dont wana!"
Baflin says "I want to see if it makes you sick!"
Baflin says "EAT IT NOW!!!"
5mins later.
Hoppers says "wow that was yummy. thanks baf!"
Baflin ponders
Baflin says "the eggs are good. This must mean I can eat them! He didn't get sick. Maybe I'll have just one..."
later that day,,,
Baflin sings a tune.
Baflin sings "~Tick Tock. 12 o'clock. Almost Time for Lunch!~"
Baflin enters the kitchen.
Baflin says "I feel like brunch. Some bacon... smothered in syrup.. With a few eggs on the side too!!"
Baflin opens the frig.
Baflin says "Hmmm, Eggs. But what about these speckled ones?"
Baflin begins to fry.
Baflin says "whoo hoo.
Baflin sings another tune.
Baflin sings "~Fill my belly with this food. drink some ale I'm in the mood!!~"
Baflin says "Wow, this IS tastey. Hoppers was right!!"
Baflin says "Yum Yum"
even later that day,,,
Baflin says "...oh god!"
Baflin says "uuugh...oooghh"
Baflin says "my stomach.."
Baflin tells Hoppers "HOPPERS! Are you there? Did the eggs make you sick too?!"
Baflin says "...oh no!"
Baflin tells Hoppers "Stragne colors...flashbacks of speckled eggs!"
Hoppers tells Baflin "Quack.."
Baflin tells Hoppers "Hoppers! It's you! Thank god. You got to help me, quick i'm dying! Bad....eggs..."
Hoppers tells Baflin "Quack.."
Baflin tells Hoppers "Hoppers! Did you hear me?!! I'm dying here! Find me a hlr LFG Quack...I MEAN QUICK!!"
Hoppers tells Baflin "Quack.."
Baflin says "Find.. healer.. quack.....quack.....qua- errr *QUICK!!*
Baflin tells Hoppers "Damnit Hoppers!I meant to say *quick!!! now hurry up!!"
Baflin says "what is happening?"
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Baflin shouts "argh! healer! T3. anyone. help Quack"
pwnjabber says out of charatcer "Dont you quack at me buddy!"
Hoppers tells Baflin "Quack.."
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Sehksier
THE UNHOLY SPAMMIN' LORD ALMIGHTY
Age: 34
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
Posts: 1579
Location: Winnipeg
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| *rubs hands together, anxiously awaiting*
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Haruk
WOOOT!!! I'm a freak nasty spammer
Age: 36
Joined: 26 Oct 2007
Posts: 1152
Location: Massachusetts
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Baflin
Shouldn't I get a special title by now??
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Joined: 31 Aug 2006
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Sehksier
THE UNHOLY SPAMMIN' LORD ALMIGHTY
Age: 34
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
Posts: 1579
Location: Winnipeg
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| lol man i love those stories.. now hoppers and baf are gonna waddle around.. it's just quacking me up LOL
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Sahhri
WOOOT!!! I'm a freak nasty spammer
Age: 34
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
Posts: 1147
Location: Winnipeg
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| lol... sounds like speckled eggs could be fun!
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